Outlet mall shopping sucks.
UPDATE: I spent more money than I should have, but I got some good stuff. Also, Cheese Burger in Paradise just shoved 5 Guys aside and claimed Number 1 in "Karen's favorite burgers." So the list now stands at:
#1 Cheese Burger in Paradise
#2 5 Guys
#3 My own (on a cast iron griddle with Dales Sauce)