This or That Tuesday*

The Animal Planet channel just informed me that I'm more likely to be struck by lightning than attacked by a shark. Fuck that, I'll take the lightning ANY day. Lightning shocks you fast and knocks you out. Also, lighting is on my turf -- land -- so it somehow seems more fair.

A shark though, it'll rip your fucking limbs off and you'll still be awake and struggling and bleeding out into warm salt water. And you can't see it! Thats not cool. At best you'll get away with horrible scars and a few chunks of flesh missing.

Sharks give me nightmares.

*Title note: Don't you miss This or That Tuesdays? I do.


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