Oh this is just shameful.
Jack has learned the sound my laptop makes when it closes. There's a very soft click. I don't have to move in anyway -- in fact me rustling around doesn't get a response -- nor does my talking, laughing, or TV channel changing. But when he hears that little soft *click* he shoots up. That click means I'm about to pet him. That click means attention is coming -- she's about to move -- where's she going? I swear that click gets more reaction than the sound his food makes -- seriously. Kinda embarrassing.