"I do that for the children -- all the colors all over the place -- festive"
As I was hammering a nail into the brick outside of my apartment to hang some Halloween decorations, I see my neighbors head pop out of her door: "I KNEW that was gonna be you." "But of course! Come look at Jack's nails!"
As I was walking through Cracker Barrel with a huge box: "You're buying more decorations?" "Yep."
I'm FESTIVE, ok? You know you're jealous ;) I carved a pumpkin tonight too!