Something to think about.
I just got this email from KarenCats@msn.com -- I thought she might be insulting my cat-lady-in-training-status until I saw the subject: "With every inches of your dick your popularity grows with extremely high speed. That’s why you should try Penis Enlarge Patch!" And you know, I'm not very popular -- and my dick could use a lot of help. Maybe she's right. There could be a direct correlation between my dick size and my popularity. I shall ponder this while I am in the shower.