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The preceding has been a paid advertisement for the Nicer Dicer.
Why are infomercials so soothing? Is it just the hour of the day? Is it the familiar setups? Is it the way everything always ends up so perfect? All the positive language? All the happy people? Maybe the screen transitions and stuck in the 80s-to-90s graphics? Maybe it's all the adjectives -- features come in couplets and pairs. Maybe its the multi-functionality everything takes on -- or perhaps the promise of something quick easy and healthy to feed your smiling perfectly happy family in the morning.
There's something peaceful about it -- even when they're shouting the wondrous features. Something that makes me content and relaxed. They should bottle infomercials.
Why are infomercials so soothing? Is it just the hour of the day? Is it the familiar setups? Is it the way everything always ends up so perfect? All the positive language? All the happy people? Maybe the screen transitions and stuck in the 80s-to-90s graphics? Maybe it's all the adjectives -- features come in couplets and pairs. Maybe its the multi-functionality everything takes on -- or perhaps the promise of something quick easy and healthy to feed your smiling perfectly happy family in the morning.
There's something peaceful about it -- even when they're shouting the wondrous features. Something that makes me content and relaxed. They should bottle infomercials.
Thursday, July 06, 2006 4:32 AM | Linky |
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