The most interesting my day has been.

“UAH police, this is Karen”
“Is this red stone arsenal?”
“No. This is the Police Department.”
“It’s not redstone arsenal?”
“No sir”
“Well, I need you to give me some information.”
“OK”
“Is the commencary open today?”
“The commencary?”
“So it is?”
“Sir, I’m afraid I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“This isn’t redstone arsenal?”
“No, this is the UAH police department.”
“This isn’t redstone arsenal?”

*sigh*