5:18AM: Tried to rip the phonebook in half

5:20AM: Tore 2 inch phonebook into 2 smaller 1 inch phonebooks

5:20AM: Tried to rip half the phonebook in half. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

5:23AM: Realized it wasn't going to happen.

Man, after I found this tutorial on how to rip a phonebook in half, I was totally psyched to try it. Lucky for me we just got new phonebooks this week!

I guess the fact that the guy in the picture probably has a neck the size of my massive thighs should have been the first clue that I wasn't going to succeed...


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