Ummm. I have a complaint.

This package was shipped to me via UPS ground yesterday morning. That means that UPS had it for about 30 hours.

What the hell? Were they playing football with it? How did it get this mangled? I could kick it around and it would come out better than this.

What horrible service. If I were the delivery guy, I would hang my head in shame if I had to hand someone a package like this. Why do I have such bad luck with mail?