Johnny Depp teases us all

According to this site, "Johnny Depp told Glamour UK that he fears he'll have to start doing porno films just to avoid getting typecast. Best known for his eccentric work as Captain Jack Sparrow, Hunter Thompson and now Willy Wonka, Depp has never been afraid to stray from the path."

"These kind of characters are not so far from my own personality, but I don't want to become typecast as an eccentric. Maybe next time I should do something totally different and film a porn with Tim [Burton]. That would really send my popularity down to the depths!"

And the world rejoices! Yes, he said it offhandedly and jokingly -- but... man. So you're saying there's a chance!